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The Wolf Of Wall Street Is In Me

I dissociate somewhere between Donnie smoking crack in the back of a restaurant and Jordan stacking bills on bills in a safe deposit box. This is probably the fourth time I’ve seen The Wolf of Wall Street with Leonardo DiCaprio, so I pretty much know the entire film. I laugh on cue, but mostly drift into some sort of revulsion to the moneymakers’ debauchery.

Jordan, played by DiCaprio, chucks a wad of cash off the side of his yacht, and I fantasize about what would life be like if I were filthy rich. Something stirs inside me. I want that level of wealth and I don’t know why.

My life is comically dissimilar from Jordan’s. I’m nearing the end of graduate school, thinking about jobs, and constantly checking my bank account. The latter stands stronger than ever due to saving and scrimping, but it’s a measly sum. I’ll have a small amount of student loan debt to pay off, too. When I graduate, I’ll expect to earn $50-70,000 with my Ph.D. in hand.

Privilege allowed me to choose my career path. Early in my college years, I replaced business with psychology. The switch forever changed my earning potential. I just hoped psychology would allow me to help others in need — the money didn’t matter much.

Now, as The Wolf plays before my eyes, I struggle with two mindsets.

There’s the Jordan side of me. I want to travel. Iowa is killing me slowly with its lack of diversity and landlocked status. I want to be able to live in lavish places and decorate as I see fit. My minimalism borders on austere. I want to be able to buy, buy, buy. Every time I do, I feel this pang of guilt — I need to save that dollar. And I sure as hell don’t ever want to be in debt again.

Then there’s the modest, frugal person who writes these words. Iowa has been the perfect place to save, bike, and enjoy graduate school. I don’t care to have much. I don’t need to own, own, own. I don’t want my primary title to be “consumer.” I like being able to save, live, and give to others.

Maybe I’m dreaming of wealth because reality isn’t always easy. I’m moving out of an apartment complex I can no longer afford, paying off a hefty sum for a car, and living on a tight budget each week. Scrimp and save is often more challenging than earn and invest.

If I had the opportunity to make more money, I wonder how much I’d want. Would a million dollars in savings/investments suffice? Would tens of millions? Would a billion?

The mind seems capable of more. Always more. The mode is more. More than enough. More than the other person. More than you.

As the movie finishes and Jordan begins to unravel and lose it all, the director’s message is clear: money doesn’t buy happiness. You can still be a miserable millionaire. But the urge remains. How can the mind be so illogical and rational at the same time?

What If Hollywood’s Portrayal Of Wall Street Were Real? Bankers Would Be Jailed

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Bubbles burst: The rising action

On October 19, 1987, Wall Street crashed in one of the worst days ever. The financial world called this horrific day, “Black Monday.” The market was up 44% in the seven months prior to the implosion, and a solid bubble had formed. Various events simultaneously led up to that date, and the market crashed. We were supposed to learn from our mistakes, but we never do.

Just two months after the crash, the film Wall Street debuted. The fanfare was incredible. Here was a market that was reeling from excess, greed, and smarmy bankers. Now, a movie capitalized on America’s dislike for financiers. The tragic irony is that instead of crushing and discouraging careers on Wall Street, it has only seemed to encourage what it vilified.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A. —Gordon Gekko

Banks hardly struggled hiring scientists, engineers, and other people that make millions to trade in derivatives, bundle credit default swaps, and apply their mathematical talent to make even more money. Instead of manufacturing and creating, they’re pushing money.

In the above clip from Boiler Room, a young Vin Diesel can be seen reciting an essential part of the movie Wall Street. The fellow traders look on; all knowing the lines, as well. While Boiler Room may simply be a fictionalized tale of pump-and-dump schemes, it appears to highlight a truth: when traders heard Gordon Gekko say “greed is good,” they believed it.

See, in our current paradigm, it doesn’t matter what you say. As an analyst, banker, trader, etc., you can spout off what you want and never suffer retribution or consequences. In fact, you’ll usually be given a bonus, more time on tv, and an opportunity to be touted as a Wall Street success story.

Needing, wanting, desperate for money: The conflict

I’ve talked to a few friends that entered banking and financial positions. The heart of Oliver Stone’s Wall Street is missed by many of them. What’s comprehended is a surface level understanding of the antagonist — pre-jail sentence. It all adds up to a simple conclusion: Make your money, stay out of jail, and the hell with consequences.

Today’s movies are an extension of the same horrific story. Usually, some sort of humble but nascently narcissistic young man gets exposed to the world of money. They want a better life — sometimes for their families and sometimes solely for themselves. By becoming a trader, pumper-and-dumper, or insider, the riches seem easy.

Warning shots are fired. Loved ones beg Jordan Belfort and Seth Davis — repeatedly — to stop engaging in questionable practices. They urge them to change their ways before it’s too late and the FBI comes knocking. Even after that, some of them can’t stop their errant ways. The money is too great to stop.

Get your bonuses, cars, and women: The climax

In the Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort cheats on one woman after another, lies to each, and gets away with everything. Nearly every movie about Wall Street portrays bankers in this way. They seem to be saying, “The hell with authority. I don’t need to worry.”

This is the good life. They are fighting for it, with every last breath. In the movies, you know that the authorities are on their tail. You can see that all is not well. You’re omniscient to the steep, precipitous decline that’s in order. In real life, the good life will likely be maintained.

Everything is collapsing: The (false) falling action

Here’s where I wish that these fictionalized accounts were based on real life. It doesn’t take long to realize that bankers and traders are regularly engaging in questionable business practices. Their monies are too great — even for the authorities (i.e., too big to fail). By standing behind corporations, it’s rare if anyone takes the downfall. The corporation bears the responsibility. Just look at the recent HSBC money laundering for drug cartels and terrorist groups.

At least in the movies someone gets put in jail nearly every time. Nowadays, that’s a rarity. In fact, most bankers don’t even need to admit wrongdoing through a “guilty” verdict. No, all they need to do is pay a government agency a paltry sum that barely equates to a couple week’s revenue. The punishment is a slap on the wrist and the individual profits are retained — the bonuses and salaries are kept.

FBI and governmental hearings are a joke in many instances. Senators take bankers “to task” and “grill” executives with “tough” questions, which are then placed on YouTube with those key phrases. Usually, the words are used by a Congressperson’s own staffers. They become packaged up junk that can be brought back to angry constituents. They seem to be saying, “Don’t worry, your Congressperson is doing something, look at this video!”

Yelling, calling, and shouting at bankers isn’t what this market needs. We deserve better than that. The market needs better than that.

Nothing is worse than watching the scenes after each other. For example, check out the following scene from the Wolf of Wall Street. Here, you’ll see Jordan Belfort and his cronies deny all wrongdoing and recollection of maleficence. Compare that to the previous, real life instance with Goldman Sachs.

Nothing gets done, learned: The (false) resolution

It gets old, but every time a bubble bursts, bankers commit a crime, and/or the average American suffers, the White House and Congress get vocal and appear furious. The previous section shows their powerful vitriol.

After the verbal aggression ends, and the stories calm down, everyone stops talking about issues in the financial markets. Instead, we’re back to exclaiming how wonderful it is that the market is at all-time highs — doomed to repeat our mistakes. Will we ever learn?

While Obama and Congress will speak up immediately following every criminal activity or crash, by not receiving harsher punishments, bankers can gamble on. American may not condone the action of HSBC executives for laundering money for cartels, and slap them with $800 million in fines, but the executives walk free. We’ve created a unpunishable playground for adult children — only seeking their own selfish desires for more and more wealth.

We move on from bank to bank, bubble to bubble, and history just seems to repeat itself. We don’t seem to learn from our financial mistakes. We don’t truly censure, reprimand, and jail those who commit financial atrocities (on television or in boardroom meetings), either. We’ve created a perfect poison for market movers to manipulate our wallets in the grandest stadiums of all time.

How many times will the average American suffer from this repeated bubble and burst cycle, market manipulation, and financial greed? When will we act to prevent these actions from ever happening again?

8 Proven Purchases For Happiness

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Happiness = Money, right?

Research suggests that happiness and money are poorly correlated. In other words, money doesn’t tend to make people happy. Pretty crazy, right? Everything about our society seems to be predicated around the synergy of these two variables. But most of the time, happiness is correlated to other behaviors (i.e., closeness to friends, enjoyment at work, and balance in life).

In this consumer-driven society, encouraged to buy from our very own presidents and leadership, we are primed and ready to spend and spend – well beyond our budgetary restrictions. Our world tends to eschew philosophical questions about why you need to have something, in favor of taking advantage of the present moment to spend.

Happiness is often a marketing tool, used to increase sales. For instance, a commercial may feature scantily-clad women partying with beers in hand. It doesn’t take a scientist to decipher the claim: drink more beer, get more women – prettier ones, too! But lasting happiness isn’t at the end of a bottle.

You’re Doing It Wrong

In Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort wreaks havoc on financial markets, his family, and to anyone else in his way. He has a ruthless charm, narcissism, and greed. He spends and drives recklessly. Jordan is the living embodiment of a metastasized compulsion to capitalism.

What our antagonist fails to understand is that happiness, purpose, and meaning are not contained within another $100 bill (or, however many millions he makes). Who can blame him, though? When a society values money like we do, and encourages spending without regard for the future, he’s actually playing by our rules.

Moreover, he’s not alone. Many struggle to understand and say “no” to a society that propagates this need to spend and make more money. But what if money did actually make you happy? What if there was a way to make these two things more correlated?

An Action-Plan For Money And Happiness

Newer research suggests that money can make you happy, but up until now we’ve been spending it wrong. All the beer, fast cars, and yachts can’t make us happy. Instead, happiness comes from some specific action-oriented spending.

Take the trip, ditch the tchotchkes
When it comes to happiness, buying material goods rarely suffices. Whatever positive emotions are initially experienced tend to fade rapidly over time. In fact, 57% of people reported greater happiness from experiential purchases versus 34% for those purchasing material goods.
Give a little, give a lot – just give
Researchers found that personal spending – buying for yourself – did not relate to long-term happiness. On the other hand, those who spent money on others acknowledged greater happiness. When you think about all of your expenses for a month, it might help to think about how much of that is going to help others.
The tiny purchases are more important
Unlike Jordan Belfort and his bags of cash, you’ll likely be restricted by current bank account balances. When you purchase expensive, rare items, there’s a finality and adjustment that occurs – a new norm develops. If you buy smaller, more frequent items, you actually can take advantage of novelty and variability – both key health indicators.
Avoid extended warranties and overpriced insurance
Turns out that there’s quite a lot of psychological evidence to suggest that buying extended warranties may be an unnecessary “emotional protection.” Essentially, because we do not want to lose/damage our new purchase, these warranties pull out an emotional response regarding loss. Most of the time, buying or reacting to this makes you spend more than you have to and occludes happiness.
Delay gratification, consumption
Researchers suggest that “anticipation” is a key ingredient to a healthy, happy purchase. By waiting to purchase and letting that eagerness build, we may actually enjoy it more when we finally have it. Likewise, by delaying purchases, consumers may spend less – or not at all.
Clear pros and cons
Looking to buy that dream home someday? Where do you envision it? Maybe you want to buy a dream lakehouse? Researchers found that many people tend to downplay the negatives of an imagined purchase. What about the tax implications, a plumbing issue while you’re away, and/or an exceptionally mosquito-filled summer? Imagined happiness is often easier than the reality of an impending purchase. By trying to realistically imagine your purchase, while creating an objective, logical pro and con list, you may be able to avoid this pitfall.
Don’t dare compare
We’re notoriously awful comparison shoppers/buyers; at least, when we account for happiness. Dunn, Gilbert, and Wilson (2011) found that Harvard University students living in their residential system tended to downplay social ties and try to pick physical features of a building first.

…when these students later settled into their houses as sophomores and juniors, their happiness was predicted by the quality of social features but not by the quality of physical features in the houses.

The point is that even though the social features matter far more, before we choose something, we don’t always process and think about our own social needs. Interpersonal connections with others are necessary for most everyone, and they tend to bring greater happiness.
Think of others’ enjoyment, too
Online review sites and movie rankings bring swaths of people to rate their own experience with a product or experience. By utilizing these websites, you can measure your own enjoyment and future experience to theirs. If lots of people experienced happiness, odds are you will, too!

This action plan for making happiness from money is based off the research by Dunn, Gilbert, & Wilson (2011). They found that people were spending their money inappropriately, thinking they’d be happy, when there were better ways.

How do you spend your money? What do you do to find long-term happiness?

The Wolf Of Wall Street Is In Me